If you miss George W. Bush and his folksy charm and need your 2012 candidate to have a penis, then we've got just the guy for you! Texas Governor, Rick…
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA), one of the GOP's stars known as the "Young Guns," has just removed himself from his role as the House Republicans' leading negotiator in…
New York's 26th Congressional District, one that's been historically Republican, held a special election to decide who would replace disgraced congressman Christopher Lee on Tuesday. The winner? Democrat Kathy Hochul,…
When those communist pinko liberal bastards in the White House announced that they wouldn't defend the Defense of Marriage Act in court, our heros, the House Republicans announced that they…
Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty has made another one of his dorky action movie trailers to announce his presidential exploratory committee. It'll put you to sleep, but still send shivers…
While he's still a couple months away from his self-imposed deadline of sweeps week to make a presidential campaign announcement, he's apparently full-on the crazy train. This week, he's pretending…
On September 11th, one man hopes to piss off Muslims enough so that they won't bother Christians and the United States anymore. He's obviously an idiot.…