If you ever need proof that museums in the good ol’ U.S. of A. are prudes, look no further than this simply awesome display of dino fossils boning at the…
There’s nothing I hate more than walking across the street and right when I think I’m in the clear and safely on the sidewalk, a bicyclist comes whizzing past me,…
Look ‘Murica, we realize that clothing items filled with snakes is all the rage in 2011, but in this post 9/11 world it’s probably not a good idea to rock…
We know that since you're an American, you could care less about that place across that body of water where all those people talk funny, but there's some serious shit…
Airport security lines-love them or hate them, but mostly hate them-are certainly here to stay. But airlines, desperate to appease the upset masses after the second base-esque pat downs, are…
By now, you're all well aware that Sarah Palin is an idiot. The Great Family Vacation that is the Sarah Palin bus tour made a stop in Ye Olde Boston,…
Memorial Day festivities were cut short at Chicago's North Avenue beach today after authorities shut it down at around 6 P.M. Monday evening. Paramedics responded to the beach at around…
Never before have I wanted to be in Paris more than I do right now. Abercrombie and Fitch, clothier for douchebags teens everywhere, has opened a flagship store in the…
After the killing of Osama bin Laden, people have been looking at more ways to pour money into failed security measures across this great land of ours. Senator Chuck Schumer,…
A postal worker in Oregon has been suspended for taking a shit behind someone's trash cans after the neighbor, Don Derfler got all neighborhood watch shit patrol on him and…