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Even Antelopes Know Bicyclists Are Douchebags

There’s nothing I hate more than walking across the street and right when I think I’m in the clear and safely on the sidewalk, a bicyclist comes whizzing past me,…

Meet The Huge Dust Storm That Swallowed Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona was covered by a giant dust storm on Thursday afternoon, marking the third time a haboob has hit the city in two months. The wall of dust caused the city’s…

Michelle Bachmann Dodges Questions On The Gays

If you weren't 100 percent clear on what Michelle Bachmann is running for, she's running for 'the presidency of the United States'. That's what she attempted to clarify to Meet…

Rahm Emanuel Storms Out Of Interview

Looking to get notoriously angry politicians mad on camera? Looks like all you need to do is ask about where they’re sending their kids to school ! That’s what happens…

Letting Your Kid Play in Restaurant Playpens Means They’re Probably Covered in Poop

McDonalds isn't just trying to kill your kids by fattening them up and putting dangerous toys in their Happy Meals, they're also trying to give them gonorrhea and staph infections.…

Michelle Bachmann Can’t Speak Yiddish

Michelle Bachman is a true American! No, really. This isn't a slam of her, we promise we're not making fun of her. She's so American, that she's totally not Jewish.…

WATCH: NYPD Sets Off 5,000 Punds of Confiscated Fireworks

America-hating commies, A.K.A the NYPD, confiscated over 5,000 pounds of fireworks (everything "from sparklers to professional pyrotechnics"), saving hundreds of people from blown off fingers and third-degree burns this 4th…

Chicago Cubs Post ‘It Gets Better’ Video

The Chicago Cubs, fresh off a couple losses to the Yankees, posted their own “It Gets Better” video featuring several Cubs players and staff. It’s surprising to see such a…

Mutant Fukushima Bunny Freaks Everyone Out, Adorably.

Video of a mutant bunny born near Japan's Fukushima power plant has become viral on the internet. The bunny, which was born without ears, might be evidence of radioactive contamination,…

Sarah Palin Explains Paul Revere’s Ride

By now, you're all well aware that Sarah Palin is an idiot. The Great Family Vacation that is the Sarah Palin bus tour made a stop in Ye Olde Boston,…

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