Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year’s Day. Can anyone tell us why a 68-year-old man is playing hockey? You would think that…
There’s nothing I hate more than walking across the street and right when I think I’m in the clear and safely on the sidewalk, a bicyclist comes whizzing past me,…
Phoenix, Arizona was covered by a giant dust storm on Thursday afternoon, marking the third time a haboob has hit the city in two months. The wall of dust caused the city’s…
If you weren't 100 percent clear on what Michelle Bachmann is running for, she's running for 'the presidency of the United States'. That's what she attempted to clarify to Meet…
Looking to get notoriously angry politicians mad on camera? Looks like all you need to do is ask about where they’re sending their kids to school ! That’s what happens…
McDonalds isn't just trying to kill your kids by fattening them up and putting dangerous toys in their Happy Meals, they're also trying to give them gonorrhea and staph infections.…
Michelle Bachman is a true American! No, really. This isn't a slam of her, we promise we're not making fun of her. She's so American, that she's totally not Jewish.…
America-hating commies, A.K.A the NYPD, confiscated over 5,000 pounds of fireworks (everything "from sparklers to professional pyrotechnics"), saving hundreds of people from blown off fingers and third-degree burns this 4th…
The Chicago Cubs, fresh off a couple losses to the Yankees, posted their own “It Gets Better” video featuring several Cubs players and staff. It’s surprising to see such a…
That Certain Look That Says, “I got caught with my dick where it wasn’t supposed to be”…