Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year’s Day. Can anyone tell us why a 68-year-old man is playing hockey? You would think that…
Check out this video of some Chinese soldiers tossing a live grenade around like it’s nothing, throwing it into a hole and dramatically jumping away as the charge detonates.…
Stop your bitching about that new Wal-Mart that just opened in your neighborhood, super low prices are the least of your local small business’ worries. Amazon, apparently not happy with…
If you’re a blogger in Oregon, it just got a little suckier to be you. Now, in addition to not making any money because journalism is dead, you’re also going…
It appears Groupon has stolen Christmas! The inconceivably successful coupon-sharing website is to blame for causing a Santa stampede. Last weekend, 2000 budget-conscious families descended upon “Santa’s grotto” at the “St.…
There are tons of Father Of The Year Award winners. Hundreds. Winners include the guys who left their babies in a hot car. Desperate to win FOTY, and not to…
If you ever need proof that museums in the good ol’ U.S. of A. are prudes, look no further than this simply awesome display of dino fossils boning at the…
There’s nothing I hate more than walking across the street and right when I think I’m in the clear and safely on the sidewalk, a bicyclist comes whizzing past me,…
It only makes sense that we’d see this thing, given that the Occupy Wall Street Headquarters has turned into a sex fest with protesting overtones. Now, we can prevent those…
This passed June, the great state of Alabama passed a law designed to punish adult illegal immigrants, kiddie illegal immigrants, and American children who made the grave, grave error of…