Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year’s Day. Can anyone tell us why a 68-year-old man is playing hockey? You would think that…
Representative Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona announced that she will be stepping down from Congress later this week, just over a year after being shot by Jared Lee Loughner in…
Acting West Virginia Governor and Democrat Earl Ray Tomblin won a special election last night. This despite the fact that he’s a huge Obamacare supporter. So much so that he wants…
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you act three of the government shutdown brinksmanship coming after the appropriations fight and the seriously embarrassing debt ceiling battle earlier this summer. This…
President Obama is taking yet another annual vacation to Martha’s Vineyard! That makes three since he’s gone into office! Everyone should be pretend mad at this too because it makes…
The man who's job it is to raise millions of dollars for extreme GOP candidates, is afraid the GOP presidential field has become too extreme.…
Rick Perry is joining fellow Republican presidential hopefuls (and Sarah Palin) in contributing to global warming the naturally-occuring warming trend with his sleek new campaign bus unveiled in Iowa. …
If you miss George W. Bush and his folksy charm and need your 2012 candidate to have a penis, then we've got just the guy for you! Texas Governor, Rick…
Republican presidential candidate and congresswoman, Michelle Bachmann has made the cover of Seventeen Newsweek and has even been given a new nickname! "The Queen Of Rage"! Oooh, sounds scary.…
The Tea Party-funding evil billionaires Koch Brothers are none too happy that their websites were hacked. A February attack on Koch Industries websites, which included a hilariously brutal hit on…