It's Back

Widgetized Section

Go to Admin » Appearance » Widgets » and move Gabfire Widget: Social into that MastheadOverlay zone

Home » Archives by category » News » Health Watch

The CDC Doesn’t Want Your Dirty, Dirty Organs. You Slut.

Hey, you. Yeah, Slutty McSlutterson, the CDC doesn’t want your dirty, disease-infested organs, so you can keep them when you die, thank you very much. Don’t look at me like…

You Won’t Be Screwed With This ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Themed Condom

It only makes sense that we’d see this thing, given that the Occupy Wall Street Headquarters has turned into a sex fest with protesting overtones. Now, we can prevent those…

Melon Death Toll Reaches 18

There have been at least 100 cases of killer cantaloupes, tainted with listeria. Of those cases, 18 people have died so far. There’s good news though: a majority of the…

S.F. Court Forces Arizona To Give Same-Sex Couples Health Benefits

Arizona loves everyone, unless you’re a Mexican, or gay, or just not white. That’s why, in 2008, Arizona legislature voted to extend health care benefits to same-sex partners of Arizona state…

Brain-Eating Amoebas Are Going To Kill You

Be aware! There’s an outbreak of deadly brain-eating amoebas. Ok, well there’s only been three cases, but they’re out there and no one is safe. There is a scary parasite…

Letting Your Kid Play in Restaurant Playpens Means They’re Probably Covered in Poop

McDonalds isn't just trying to kill your kids by fattening them up and putting dangerous toys in their Happy Meals, they're also trying to give them gonorrhea and staph infections.…

New Pill Decreases Transmission of HIV

Two new studies prove that if HIV-negative people take anti-HIV medication they're substantially less likely to contract the virus that causes AIDS. Slow your roll KY Captains (gays) of the…

New York May Become ‘Fracktastic’

New York Governor and the Gay's very own superhero, Andrew Cuomo is looking for his next big issue to tackle. Hmm... How does lifting a moratorium on on dangerous hydraulic…

Scientists Try To Make You Crazy, Say Candy Is Good For Kids

If you weren't confused enough about what you should or shouldn't put into your fat, disgusting body, a new study shows that eating candy may prevent obesity and heart disease.…

Farm Runoff May Kill The Gulf Of Mexico

The flooding in the Mississippi has caused much damage to states in it's path, but the next-and one of the largest-disaster may be ahead. The Mississippi, on it's path to…

Page 1 of 3123