Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year’s Day. Can anyone tell us why a 68-year-old man is playing hockey? You would think that…
Check out this video of some Chinese soldiers tossing a live grenade around like it’s nothing, throwing it into a hole and dramatically jumping away as the charge detonates.…
There is a marriage equality bill that is pretty much certain to be passed in the Washington state legislature and will be signed into law by their governor, making it…
If you were fortunate enough not to drown in last week’s cruise ship disaster in Italy, Costa Cruises would like to reward you. No, not with a free cruise, but with…
Representative Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona announced that she will be stepping down from Congress later this week, just over a year after being shot by Jared Lee Loughner in…
If you go swimming in Papua New Guinea, guard your balls, because this fish wants to eat them. The Pacu Fish has human-like teeth and thoroughly enjoys biting testicles, ensuring…
Stop your bitching about that new Wal-Mart that just opened in your neighborhood, super low prices are the least of your local small business’ worries. Amazon, apparently not happy with…
Poor Michelle Bachmann, she’s had a tough week, what with all the little gay activists interrupting her book tour run for the White House. In the latest attack upon our…
Hey, you. Yeah, Slutty McSlutterson, the CDC doesn’t want your dirty, disease-infested organs, so you can keep them when you die, thank you very much. Don’t look at me like…
If you’re a blogger in Oregon, it just got a little suckier to be you. Now, in addition to not making any money because journalism is dead, you’re also going…