Category Archives: Music

Lady Gaga Has Some Serious Grooming Issues

Pop music creature Lady Gaga is known for her crazy stage presence and even crazier outfits, but it turns out she may have a thing or two to learn about simple grooming. For one, she goes to sleep in her makeup.

She tells People that she doesn’t wash her face before bed, which is horrible for your skin, and kinda nasty. And it’s a good thing she wears all those wigs, because it seems her hair is so processed that it just kinda falls out. Let’s not even get started on her feet, which she always has crammed into some Chinese foot-binding device and doesn’t get massaged. It’s no wonder the smell of blood and semen comforts her.

WATCH: Ricky Martin’s First Gay Music Video is Amazingly Bad

Ricky Martin finally came out and said what we all had been waiting for knew. He’s a proud gay Puerto Rican father. Unfortunately for Ricky, the video for his latest single has just been released and it’s the most unremarkable, not-gay video of all time. The song isn’t that good either. He’s like a hot John Mayer reject that was thrown into a vat of radioactive goop with a couple other unremarkable adult contemporary singers and this was the end product.

At least he’s still hot.

Courtney Love’s Slander-filled Twitter Account Suspended

Courtney Love’s extremely entertaining twitter account, CourtneyLoveUK, has been suspended! She’s been hit with the first-ever Twitter defamation lawsuit after a 2009 rant through her twitter profile. Guess she’ll just have to direct her rants at the closest person. Or pill bottle.