Pop music creature Lady Gaga is known for her crazy stage presence and even crazier outfits, but it turns out she may have a thing or two to learn about simple grooming. For one, she goes to sleep in her makeup.
She tells People that she doesn’t wash her face before bed, which is horrible for your skin, and kinda nasty. And it’s a good thing she wears all those wigs, because it seems her hair is so processed that it just kinda falls out. Let’s not even get started on her feet, which she always has crammed into some Chinese foot-binding device and doesn’t get massaged. It’s no wonder the smell of blood and semen comforts her.

