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The Final Harry Potter Movie Has Already Made A Shit-Ton Of Money

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 hasn't even come out yet and it's already made $32 million. The majority of those advance tickets sold are for midnight screenings,…

Palin Documentary Will Move Movie Goers Across The Nation

Rejoice Americans! The Undefeated, the Sarah Palin-commissioned documentary about how Katie Couric and that liberal media are meanie-heads has just had it's distribution rights gobbled up by AMC Theaters. So…

The CDC Is Ready For The Zombie Invasion

We're big zombie movie fans here at GDE. We've got our different zombie apocalypse survival plans in place and are taking bets as to who will live the longest. Turns…

Fighting the Good Fight: China Bans Time Travel

Chinese Government censors , always one step ahead of their American counterparts, have issued new guidelines that essentially ban television programs that feature time travel as a plot device. Why…

Sober But Still Sloppy: Lindsay Lohan

I've had a running suspicion that LiLo isn't really an alcoholic, but is just an extremely clumsy person who made bad choices in finding stable footwear. A supposedly sober Lindsay…

Actress Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79

Elizabeth Taylor, the actress known for her timeless beauty, jet-set lifestyle and charitable endeavors has died.…