Poor Michelle Bachmann, she’s had a tough week, what with all the little gay activists interrupting her book tour run for the White House. In the latest attack upon our…
Rick perry is rolling in the dough. After pulling in $17.1 million in the third quarter, you’d think that nothing could stop him! He’s on top. Except for his free-falling poll numbers,…
So you gain frontrunner status in a presidential campaign, at the exact moment you’re expected to drop out of said presidential race and collect on your modest name recognition by…
Michigan Rep. Thaddeus McCotter has ended his campaign for president of these United States. Wait, who? It’s ok if you don’t remember who he is, because he would run off to Hardee’s whenever the occasional reporter…
Republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann says that she confused Elvis’ birthday with his death day, John Wayne Gacy with John Wayne and Russia for the Soviet Union is because “when…
President Obama is taking yet another annual vacation to Martha’s Vineyard! That makes three since he’s gone into office! Everyone should be pretend mad at this too because it makes…
When Michelle Bachmann isn’t busy trying to erect fences and think of other ways to get those damn people from south of the border out of our great country, she’s…
President Obama is laughing at all of you Republicans trying to take his job. Why? Because your campaign busses have pretty pictures and texty things that require a fifth grade…
The party of 'no' will never be happy. They finally got their holy grail of presidential candidates in the gun-slinging, thinly-veiled George Bush caricature named Rick Perry, Governor of Texas.…