Author Archives: Teo Tarafas

Steve Jobs Is Dead

Steve Jobs is dead. The Apple chairman and former CEO who made personal computers, smartphones, tablets, and digital animation mass-market products passed away today. Several staff members here at GDE, including myself, had personally met Steve during our tenure at Apple. He will never be forgotten, as he has touched our lives deeply.

Everything we do every day is somehow tied back to something that Steve innovated, created or dreamt of. From working on our computer; something that, at the time Apple was founded, was uncommon for anyone without an engineering degree to own; to the way we consume information Steve has touched our lives deeper than we ever could have imagined.

Though we couldn’t write about anything Apple at the time of our founding, since several staffers were still employed by the company and therefore bound by NDA’s, we really wanted to. GDE was founded to talk about all aspects of LGBT life. Politics, health, arts and entertainment and technology. It seemed every time we would attempt to write a story about technology, it would somehow tie back in with Apple, so we would have to scrap it. Now that we are all Apple Alumni, we can’t wait to talk about the company we love and had the opportunity to work for.

Steve will be missed a great deal not only by his family and close friends, but by the entire tech world. He brought a light and innovation to the industry and, in turn, to every single person’s life.

Rest in peace steve. We will miss you.

The Playboy Club Is Dead

NBC has pulled the plug on The Playboy Club after last night’s episode only attracted about 3.2 million viewers. It was the first show from the fall season to get the ax. Like we didn’t see that coming.

The show will be replaced by Brian Williams’ Rock Center, which is scheduled to start on October 31. Until then NBC will air reruns of Prime Suspect on Monday nights. This is definitely a vote of confidence in the American version of this show, which isn’t half bad. Still, having your slot filled by sloppy seconds is rough, but it should be something Hef’s girls know a little something about.

Herman Cain Gains Frontrunner Status, Leaves for Book Tour To Celebrate

So you gain frontrunner status in a presidential campaign, at the exact moment you’re expected to drop out of said presidential race and collect on your modest name recognition by going on a book tour. What would you do? Continue to run and possibly hold the highest office…anywhere? Not if you’re Herman Cain. No, no. You do both. Yes, he’s somehow the frontrunner, so he’ll abandon his campaign for a month to go on a book tour.

NBC News reports today that Cain, with only a few months left until the Iowa Caucuses, will be “going on a book tour for much of October” and is “not scheduled to be back in Iowa until mid-November.” The always cynical Christian Science Monitor follows up, suggesting that this whole presidential run might be something of a scam!

When you take yourself off the campaign trail just to flog a book, it raises the question: Why are you still around, Herman Cain? And what’s the real motive behind this run?

Yes, what candidate would possibly leave their presidential campaign for weeks on end? Surely people would say the same about them, too.

Alabama Is Cleansed Thanks To Draconian Anti-Immigration Law

This passed June, the great state of Alabama passed a law designed to punish adult illegal immigrants, kiddie illegal immigrants, and American children who made the grave, grave error of being born to illegal immigrants. Last week, a federal judge upheld key portions of the law, and it’s already leaving Alabama a nice, clean shade of white!

Campbell Robertson from The New York Times‘ reports that, at least in the tiny town of Albertville, Alabama, some of its brown residents have reacted to the judge’s ruling by literally running for their lives:

They left behind mobile homes, sold fully furnished for a thousand dollars or even less. Or they just closed up and, in a gesture of optimism, left the keys with a neighbor. Dogs were fed one last time; if no home could be found, they were simply unleashed.

Two, 5, 10 years of living here, and then gone in a matter of days, to Tennessee, Illinois, Oregon, Florida, Arkansas, Mexico – who knows? Anywhere but Alabama.

The exodus of Hispanic immigrants began just hours after a federal judge in Birmingham upheld most provisions of the state’s far-reaching immigration enforcement law.

Among the law’s provisions: Police will be required to ask for citizenship papers during routine stops, contracts with illegal immigrants will be unenforceable in state courts, and public schools will be forced to scrutinize the immigrant status of their students. This has caused a mass exodus of Hispanics from the state. Like if the Hispanics were the Jews and the law was Moses or something, except Alabama doesn’t like the Jews either.

By Monday afternoon, 123 students had withdrawn from the schools in this small town in the northern hills, leaving behind teary and confused classmates. Scores more were absent. Statewide, 1,988 Hispanic students were absent on Friday, about 5 percent of the entire Hispanic population of the school system.

John Weathers, an Albertville businessman who rents and has sold houses to many Hispanic residents, said his occupancy had suddenly dropped by a quarter and might drop further, depending on what happens in the next week.

So, while Alabama may be cleansed of all the Hispanics, there’s still that lingering sucking sound. Only this time, its not those illegals sucking from the teat of those born here, it’s the vacuum of money fleeing the state from those Hispanics paying rent and purchasing goods in other states.

[Image via AP]

Bristol Palin Bar Brawl: ‘You’re A Homosexual’

 

Bristol Palin. When she’s not popping out babies or following her mommy across the country helping her fake almost run for presidency, she’s riding mechanical bulls at Hollywood bars in front of gathered paparazzi and reality tv cameras all while getting yelled at by rude drunks. One such man yelled “Your mother’s a whore!” after Bristol performed admirably on said mechanical bull.

Bristol marched right up to the man, jutted out her new chin and got into quite the little heated encounter:

Man: She [your mother] is evil.
Bristol: You want her dead?
Man: You know what, if there is a hell, and I don’t think there is one, she will be there.
Bristol: OK, why is that?
Man: She’s evil. She’s evil.
Bristol: Is it because you’re a homosexual?
Man: [ironic tone] Pretty much!
Bristol: And that’s why you hate her?
Man: And why do you say I’m a homosexual?
Bristol: Because I can tell you are.

Oh, snap! Bristol Palin throw down! On the way out she gets into a fight with another pair of angry drunks, including one who yells, “White trash Wasilla!” and “You fucking bitch!” as Bristol and friends angrily storm out of the bar.

[HollywoodTV]

Creativity in Television is Finally Dead

Ah, TV. America’s favorite pass time. It’s been chugging along with very few hiccups (um, can anyone tell us why they made Joey?!) for the better part of sixty some-odd years. You’ve laughed, you’ve cried, you’ve voted for American Idol more than you’ve voted for…anything, but all that is about to end. Soon. Yes, television is dead and you can thank the CW for that.

You see, The CW is putting together a television series based on the game Musical Chairs. As in run around in a circle and when the music stops sit in a chair and if you don’t have a chair you are out. We are told the CW will be making this whole thing a little more extreme, meaning, I assume, that there will be sharks or grizzly bears or a flesh eating virus involved, so it’s not exactly the game you used to play in kindergarten, but still it’s based on that game.

And that’s just about it. They’ll play the show, and then there will be a big explosion, followed by wave after wave of radiation and then silence. TV will be dead. Bye bye. No more. Then, people will emerge from their homes, blinded by the light of day, shuffling like zombies to that place where they used to read books while sipping on Seattle’s Best Coffee. Oh, right.

[The Wrap]