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Teo is a journalism graduate from the University of Miami. Originally from New Britain, Connecticut-and being a Navy brat-he created his own, unique world view at an early age as he would watch the news and historical programming instead of Saturday morning cartoons. Teo currently lives in Chicago, djing and writing for blogs in almost every niche. His preferred subject, perhaps unsurprisingly, is politics.

John Kerry Sucks At Hockey. Or at Least His Face Does

Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year’s Day. Can anyone tell us why a 68-year-old man is playing hockey? You would think that…

These Chinese Soldiers Must Have A Death Wish

  Check out this video of some Chinese soldiers tossing a live grenade around like it’s nothing, throwing it into a hole and dramatically jumping away as the charge detonates.…

Washington State Is About To Legalize Gay Marriage

There is a marriage equality bill that is pretty much certain to be passed in the Washington state legislature and will be signed into law by their governor, making it…

Costa Cruises Would Like To Reward You For Not Dying by Giving You 30% Off Your Next Cruise

If you were fortunate enough not to drown in last week’s cruise ship disaster in Italy, Costa Cruises would like to reward you. No, not with a free cruise, but with…

K-Fed Hospitalized Because He’s Fat

Huge star and international celebrity, Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, was hospitalized due to chest pains, while filming on the Australian weight loss show called “Excess Baggage” The Telegraph said. A spokesperson for the show…

Gabby Giffords Will Step Down This Week

  Representative Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona announced that she will be stepping down from Congress later this week, just over a year after being shot by Jared Lee Loughner in…

This Fish Wants to Eat Your Balls

This Fish Wants to Eat Your Balls

If you go swimming in Papua New Guinea, guard your balls, because this fish wants to eat them. The Pacu Fish has human-like teeth and thoroughly enjoys biting testicles, ensuring…

Amazon Will Kill The Local Business This Holiday Season

Stop your bitching about that new Wal-Mart that just opened in your neighborhood, super low prices are the least of your local small business’ worries. Amazon, apparently not happy with…

Michelle Bachmann Casts Out Tiny Gay Rights Activist

Poor Michelle Bachmann, she’s had a tough week, what with all the little gay activists interrupting her book tour run for the White House. In the latest attack upon our…

The CDC Doesn’t Want Your Dirty, Dirty Organs. You Slut.

Hey, you. Yeah, Slutty McSlutterson, the CDC doesn’t want your dirty, disease-infested organs, so you can keep them when you die, thank you very much. Don’t look at me like…

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