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2012

Michelle Bachmann Casts Out Tiny Gay Rights Activist

Poor Michelle Bachmann, she’s had a tough week, what with all the little gay activists interrupting her book tour run for the White House. In the latest attack…

December 6, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Rick Perry Has A Shit-Ton of Cash

Rick perry is rolling in the dough. After pulling in $17.1 million in the third quarter, you’d think that nothing could stop him! He’s on top. Except for his free-falling…

October 5, 2011 / No Comment / Read More
Politics

John Kerry Sucks At Hockey. Or at Least His Face Does

Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year’s…

January 24, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Gabby Giffords Will Step Down This Week

  Representative Gabrielle Giffords of Arizona announced that she will be stepping down from Congress…

January 23, 2012 / No Comment / Read More

Democrat Wins Governor’s Race in West Virginia

Acting West Virginia Governor and Democrat Earl Ray Tomblin won a special election last night. This…

October 5, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Let’s All Get Ready For Another Government Shutdown Scare, Shall We?

  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you act three of the government shutdown brinksmanship coming…

September 20, 2011 / No Comment / Read More
Health Watch

The CDC Doesn’t Want Your Dirty, Dirty Organs. You Slut.

Hey, you. Yeah, Slutty McSlutterson, the CDC doesn’t want your dirty, disease-infested organs, so you can keep them when you die, thank you very much. Don’t look at…

December 6, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

You Won’t Be Screwed With This ‘Occupy Wall Street’ Themed Condom

It only makes sense that we’d see this thing, given that the Occupy Wall Street Headquarters has turned into a sex fest with protesting overtones. Now, we can…

October 11, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Melon Death Toll Reaches 18

There have been at least 100 cases of killer cantaloupes, tainted with listeria. Of those cases, 18 people have died so far. There’s good news though: a majority…

October 5, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

S.F. Court Forces Arizona To Give Same-Sex Couples Health Benefits

Arizona loves everyone, unless you’re a Mexican, or gay, or just not white. That’s why, in 2008, Arizona legislature voted to extend health care benefits to same-sex partners of…

September 6, 2011 / No Comment / Read More
Technology

Bloggers (In Oregon) Don’t Count as Journalists

If you’re a blogger in Oregon, it just got a little suckier to be you. Now, in addition to not making…

December 6, 2011 / No Comment / Read More

Washington State Is About To Legalize Gay Marriage

There is a marriage equality bill that is pretty…

Michelle Bachmann Casts Out Tiny Gay Rights Activist

Poor Michelle Bachmann, she’s had a tough week, what…

Bristol Palin Bar Brawl: ‘You’re A Homosexual’

  Bristol Palin. When she’s not popping out babies…

14-Year-Old ‘It Gets Better’ Video Star Commits Suicide After Bullying

In May, Jamey Rodermeyer from Buffalo contributed a video…

Amazon Will Kill The Local Business This Holiday Season

Stop your bitching about that new Wal-Mart that just…

S&P Is About To Destroy Europe

Credit rating agency, S&P, put 15 European Union nations on…

The 99% is Using Money To Give The 1% A Reality Check

No matter what your opinion on Occupy Wall Street—a…

Chicago Traders Respond To ‘Occupy’ Movement

In a bold response to the Occupy Chicago protest,…

John Kerry Sucks At Hockey. Or at Least His Face Does

Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) suffered two black eyes and a…

These Chinese Soldiers Must Have A Death Wish

  Check out this video of some Chinese soldiers…

Amazon Will Kill The Local Business This Holiday Season

Stop your bitching about that new Wal-Mart that just…

Bloggers (In Oregon) Don’t Count as Journalists

If you’re a blogger in Oregon, it just got…

These Chinese Soldiers Must Have A Death Wish

  Check out this video of some Chinese soldiers…

Costa Cruises Would Like To Reward You For Not Dying by Giving You 30% Off Your Next Cruise

If you were fortunate enough not to drown in…

S&P Is About To Destroy Europe

Credit rating agency, S&P, put 15 European Union nations on…

Groupon Stampede Causes Santa’s Elf to Quit

It appears Groupon has stolen Christmas! The inconceivably successful…